Platinum Lace
14 Leicester Square, London WC2H 7NG
Decorated in an Art Deco style, this venue presents itself as an upmarket, twenties-themed lap-dancing club geared towards private booths and late-night drinking.
Together in the city centre
5 clubs within walking or short driving distance of each other
Having five lap-dancing clubs clustered together in central London gives you room to manoeuvre. If the atmosphere or the crowd in one venue does not suit you, you can simply walk to another rather than writing off the night. Getting between them on foot takes only a few minutes, which spares you the hassle of hailing a black cab. Driving in this part of town is a terrible idea, as street parking is scarce and wardens operate late, so stick to public transport or taxis to reach the area. Arriving early means quieter rooms and easier entry, while later hours bring bigger crowds and longer queues outside.
Sapphire Soho
4 Carlisle St, London W1D 3BJ
The venue pitches itself as a high-end lap-dancing club designed for stag parties and late evenings out, built around stage routines and private dances. Always ask about admission and dance fees at the desk before heading in.
Socats
5-7 Brewer St, London W1F 0RF
Marketed as an upmarket card-room lounge, the venue pitches itself as a high-end lap-dancing club focused on attentive service, plush private areas, and a refined atmosphere.
Spearmint Rhino London
161 TOTTENHAM COURT RD LONDON W1T7NN
This venue presents itself as an upscale lap-dancing room centred on bottle service and private suites. It runs multiple stages alongside separate areas for customers looking to spend more on private dances.
Stringfellows
16-19 Upper St Martin’s Lane - Covent Garden
Billed by its management as a luxury venue pairing table service with live entertainment, the room presents itself as an upscale, long-established nightspot aimed at an affluent crowd.
On their own
9 clubs with no neighbours nearby, so each one is its own trip
Browns Shoreditch
Browns, 1 Hackney Road, London
Operating as a traditional lap-dancing club with televised sport and private booths, the venue pitches itself as a relaxed spot for an evening drink alongside stage performances.
Charlies Gentlemens Club
37 Leinster Gardens
Judging by its own publicity, this venue presents itself as an upmarket lounge bar geared towards after-work drinks and late-night entertainment with hostesses on hand.
Fyeo London
23 City Road, London, EC1Y 1AG
The venue presents itself as an expansive, upscale lap-dancing space laid out across multiple performance stages, numerous private rooms and dedicated booths for personal dances.
Gaslight Club
4 Duke of York Street, (off Jermyn St) St. James’s, London
Marketing itself as a polished, discreet retreat from the surrounding streets, this venue frames its private dances and hospitality as an exclusive, traditional lounge experience.
Majingos
556 Commercial Road London E14 7JD
From its promotional material, the venue positions itself as an upmarket private hideaway aimed at customers looking for a discreet evening, presenting the setting as a calm, bespoke lounge for adult entertainment.
Metropolis Club
234 Cambridge Heath Rd Bethnal Green London E2 9NN
Operating as a hybrid venue, the business presents itself as a lap-dancing lounge during the week before converting into a conventional dance venue with guest disc jockeys on the weekend.
Nags Head Gentlemens Venue
17-19 WHITCHAPEL, LONDON, E1 1DU
Presented as an upscale entertainment space, this lap-dancing venue pitches itself as an escape from the daily grind with attentive hosts and an easygoing environment.
Platinum Lace
13 Coventry St, Piccadilly, London W1D 7DH
Judging by its promotional material, the venue presents itself as an upscale lap-dancing club centred on private attention and bespoke packages. Confirm every charge at the door and the bar before you settle in.
Secrets Clubs
62 Glenthorne Road Hammersmith, London, W6 0LR
Going by its own promotional materials, this venue presents itself as an upscale, discreet lap-dancing club that focuses on personalised entertainment in a relaxed, high-end setting. Always ask the staff to confirm dance costs before booking private time.